<b> me looking at thing:</b> yooooo<p><b>me looking at price:</b> nooooo<p>
<b> person:</b> get your license<p><b>me:</b> The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive<p>

yelyahwilliams:

samdesantis:

If anyone actually knows how to be a real adult, give me some tips please because wtf

just as lost as you

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

(Source: vaginaed, via pizza)

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theyellowbrickroad:

all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”

(via pepperisthesupreme)

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

(Source: mistienight, via communistbakery)

“ I do not desire mediocre love. I want to drown in someone.
My biggest talents:

aotaro:

  1. Accidentally offending people
  2. Accidentally fucking things up
  3. Deliberately offending people
  4. Deliberately fucking things up 
  5. Procrastinating

(Source: aotearo, via cometclover)

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pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

(via greed)