big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

(Source: femintits, via pizza)

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theyellowbrickroad:

all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”

(via pepperisthesupreme)

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

(Source: mistienight, via communistbakery)

“ I do not desire mediocre love. I want to drown in someone.
My biggest talents:

aotaro:

  1. Accidentally offending people
  2. Accidentally fucking things up
  3. Deliberately offending people
  4. Deliberately fucking things up 
  5. Procrastinating

(via taansy)

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pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

(via greed)

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shortasscorporal:

-takes homework out-

-rewards self with two hours of internet-

(via communistbakery)

person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not